Use a Fucking Rubber!!!

If you're too fucking lazy and irresponsible to take care of a child, use a fucking condom when you have sex. Or better yet, don't have sex at all!!! What the fuck is wrong with the world today!?! It absolutely sickens me and hurts my heart when I hear stories of babies being killed. I wish I could remain blissfully ignorant to subjects such as this, but I can't. It makes me cry and I think every single one of the fuckers who kills a baby should be tortured to death.
If you want to know what got me started on this rant, just click here to read about a mother who killed her baby because it interrupted her game on Facebook.
I could go on forever about this, but I'm fucking disgusted and I want to go find something to do to take my mind off of it.

Walmart

Why the hell does Walmart only ever have [at the most] 5 check out lanes open??? They have about 20+ check out lanes!!! I can understand only having 5 or so open late at night but at 9pm...10pm. Why? Why piss people off so much? And none of those 5 are "20 Items or Less" lanes. So if you have ONE item and everyone else has 50, you have to stand there while your shit melts and spoils because none of the fucking douche bags in front of you are polite enough to say "Oh, you can go ahead since you only have one item." No, they'd rather be dicks and let your shit go to waste while their fat asses take their sweet time putting all this shit on the conveyor belt that they shouldn't be buying in the first place. Like ice cream, chips, soda, cookies, etc. Buddy, you're disturbingly obese. Put that shit back and grab the ingredients to make a salad. And don't give me that shit about you having problems with your weight, because the only problem you have is not being able to control your junk food intake.
Another thing I hate about Walmart...why the fuck are their "cart return" things so few and far between? It's like a wild fucking goose chase every time you want to be that good Samaritan and put your cart where it goes. No wonder everyone just puts their carts in random ass spots. It's not that they're necessarily lazy, they just don't feel like walking all over hell and back to find the damn cart return places.
With all that said, I'm going to end this post with a simple picture...

Oh look, a contest...

Hey everyone, there's a contest going on...There's a new show starting on AMC as of Halloween night and the show is having a contest on their website to see who can get the most "clicks" I guess to let people know about the show.
Anyway each person gets their own, unique URL and every time someone clicks on it, it keeps track and whoever wins gets money and stuff like that.
So please click here to help ME get some "clicks" or whatever. And if you end up participating in the contest, I'll click your URL for you, just post it as a comment on here.
Thank you.

What the Fuck?

I read an article today about a Chinese woman who was forced to have an abortion when she was 8 months pregnant because the baby would have violated the country's one-child limit. What the fuck is that about?!?

So let me get this straight...we Americans can send students to China to live and work, even though China's heavily overpopulated, but they have one-child limits on families and force the women to have abortions if they already have a child?!? Again...what the fuck?!? Jesus, I'm glad I don't live over there. I know they're overpopulated but that's murder! Those are living babies! My God, by the time they're 8 months in the womb, their bones are already formed and their lungs are almost completely mature. All I can say is that I will never visit China. I'm completely disgusted by the way their government handles things. To me, they're nothing but inhuman, baby murdering assholes! I feel so sorry for the people who are stuck living there.

If you want to read the story for yourself, click here. It'll redirect you to Yahoo! News.

"Tonight's the night...and it's going to happen again and again..."

"Beauty and the Beast" is the title of tonight's episode of Dexter. It was definitely intense. There were some heart stopping, edge of your seat, hold your breath type of moments and as usual, the episode ended in a cliff hanger, making the audience anxious for next week's episode. If you do not have Showtime, or if you missed tonight's episode and don't mind watching it online, check it out at www.ch131.com. You can find it on the home page at the top under "TV Shows".
If you're on Facebook, don't forget to "like" the Dexter page, where you can get your hands on videos, updates, discuss things with other Dexter fans, and join in on fun games and quizzes.

One Moment Please...

You know what I fuckin' hate? Calling a place and getting a stupid automated voice telling me my options. Well, what if what I'M calling for isn't on your fucking options menu??? Nothing is more irritating than calling a business and getting a machine on the other end. "For [bullshit] press 1, for [more bullshit] press 2..." etc. Yes, I know, some places, maybe most places, have the "To speak to a representative, press 0" option, but some places I call, do NOT have that option and so there's no fucking way for me to talk to a real person, and I just end up wasting [#] minutes and get pissed and irritable and then everything's ruined because I can't cross this ONE thing off my to-do list because some fucking douche bags in another state are too good to answer the fucking phone or their asses are so tight, they can't afford to hire real people to answer phones for them.
Welcome to the US of fucking A.

Side Effects

Have you guys ever noticed how the side effects of medications are worse than what you're taking them for? Take [insert medicine name here] for example...it's an antidepressant. I think, if given the choice between [antidepressant] and depression, I'd take depression, just because of the horrible side effects [antidepressant] causes. Here's just a few of the side effects...

Nausea, drowsiness, headaches, dry mouth, dizziness, insomnia, constipation, fatigue, diarrhea, loss of appetite, sore throat, weakness, sweating, vomiting, decreased sex drive, upper respiratory tract infection, coughing, shakiness, frequent urination, sexual side effects including ejaculation problems and orgasm problems, blurred vision, anxiety, weight loss, hot flashes, yawning, abdominal pain, vertigo, gas, indigestion or heartburn, seasonal allergies, muscle spasms, taste changes, suicidal thoughts and actions, and abnormal dreams.

WOW! So let's see...if I were depressed and began taking [antidepressant], I wouldn't be depressed but I'd be shitting and pissing myself and uncontrollably twitching and vomiting while stumbling through the house with blurred vision, praying I make it to the bathroom. Yeah, that medicine would definitely jerk me out of depression, want to know how? I'd probably be that one sad fucker that is of the few percentile who ends up committing suicide. Hey! I'm not depressed...cause I'm dead! What a life. Why must the world constantly turn to medicine for help? Just talk to people and help them through their problems in a natural, non life-threatening way.