Walmart

Why the hell does Walmart only ever have [at the most] 5 check out lanes open??? They have about 20+ check out lanes!!! I can understand only having 5 or so open late at night but at 9pm...10pm. Why? Why piss people off so much? And none of those 5 are "20 Items or Less" lanes. So if you have ONE item and everyone else has 50, you have to stand there while your shit melts and spoils because none of the fucking douche bags in front of you are polite enough to say "Oh, you can go ahead since you only have one item." No, they'd rather be dicks and let your shit go to waste while their fat asses take their sweet time putting all this shit on the conveyor belt that they shouldn't be buying in the first place. Like ice cream, chips, soda, cookies, etc. Buddy, you're disturbingly obese. Put that shit back and grab the ingredients to make a salad. And don't give me that shit about you having problems with your weight, because the only problem you have is not being able to control your junk food intake.
Another thing I hate about Walmart...why the fuck are their "cart return" things so few and far between? It's like a wild fucking goose chase every time you want to be that good Samaritan and put your cart where it goes. No wonder everyone just puts their carts in random ass spots. It's not that they're necessarily lazy, they just don't feel like walking all over hell and back to find the damn cart return places.
With all that said, I'm going to end this post with a simple picture...