1. Put rims on your car that cost more than your house.
2. Sag your pants so low people can't tell if you're wearing pants, shorts, or capris.
3. Blare your car stereo so loudly people can hear your car rattling.
4. Keep the tags on your clothes, hats, and shoes when you wear them out in public.
5. Text and talk on your cell phone while you drive.
6. Order something at a restaurant, eat more than half of it, then complain and try to get out of paying for it.
7. Go to a nice restaurant and tell the waiter/waitress right off the bat that you're in a hurry so make it quick.
8. Go tanning so much that your skin will look like leather in about 20 years.
9. Say 'aks' instead of 'ask'.
10. Put camouflage siding on your vehicle.
11. Put a huge ass muffler on your vehicle so that it sounds like a bad bowel movement when you speed down the road.
12. Blow right through stop signs, especially in neighborhoods where children often play.
13. [Guys] When you want the attention of a female, yell "AYE!" repeatedly.
14. When driving, stop in the middle of the road to carry on a conversation with a friend. Take your time, the long line of people behind you really don't give a shit.
15. When you rent a game or movie, go ahead and put your finger prints all over it and scratch the fuck out of it.
Since living down here I've seen plenty of the leather skinned bat club, and the tufts of overdyed, stiff, blonde hair looks great with it.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure in twenty years when their skin resembles elephant skin and their hair has stopped growing due to coloring it so much, they'll still not regret tanning so much and dying their hair so much. Why? Because they're freaking douche bags!
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