Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been caught up in the new game Call of Duty: Black Ops. I'm addicted and need help. I don't really like the actual war game but I can't stop playing Zombies online.
Anyway, tonight's post is going to be about ridiculous porn titles. Where the hell do people come up with some of these titles? Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you the top 20 most ridiculous porn titles!
1. Rumpled Foreskin [Rumple Stiltskin]
2. Rambone [Rambo]
3. Forest Hump [Forest Gump]
4. The Walking Head [The Walking Dead]
5. Shaving Ryan's Privates [Saving Private Ryan]
6. Alice in Boner Land [Alice in Wonderland]
7. Crabby Shack [Caddy Shack]
8. Who's Eating Gilbert's Grape [What's Eating Gilbert Grape]
9. Willy Bonk Ya [Willy Wonka]
10. The Knob [The Blob]
11. School of Cock [School of Rock]
12. Call of Booty: Modern Affair [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare] *video game
13. Resident Penile [Resident Evil]
14. Biocock [Bioshock] *video game
15. Office Sprays [Office Space]
16. Harry Twatter [Harry Potter]
17. Horny Mooners [Honey Mooners]
18. House of 1,000 Torsos [House of 1,000 Corpses]
19. Tight Club [Fight Club]
20. The Secret Bimbo [The Secret Window]
Now, if this list didn't make you laugh your ass off or at least crack a smile, try to find a fucking sense of humor :]
ROFLMAO!! Welcome back! Nice to see you "came" back with a "bang".
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeletePretty Damn Funny!
ReplyDeleteI think you guys will thoroughly enjoy my Holiday posts, Happy Holidays, You Bastards. It's going to be a story split up in to parts. The funny part...it's a true story about my family. Thank God I won't be home for Christmas this year! lmao
ReplyDeleteLoL...nice! What about:
ReplyDelete1. A pecker runs through it.
2. The devil wears nada.
I think ya gotta fine brain jack
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