Side Effects

Have you guys ever noticed how the side effects of medications are worse than what you're taking them for? Take [insert medicine name here] for example...it's an antidepressant. I think, if given the choice between [antidepressant] and depression, I'd take depression, just because of the horrible side effects [antidepressant] causes. Here's just a few of the side effects...

Nausea, drowsiness, headaches, dry mouth, dizziness, insomnia, constipation, fatigue, diarrhea, loss of appetite, sore throat, weakness, sweating, vomiting, decreased sex drive, upper respiratory tract infection, coughing, shakiness, frequent urination, sexual side effects including ejaculation problems and orgasm problems, blurred vision, anxiety, weight loss, hot flashes, yawning, abdominal pain, vertigo, gas, indigestion or heartburn, seasonal allergies, muscle spasms, taste changes, suicidal thoughts and actions, and abnormal dreams.

WOW! So let's see...if I were depressed and began taking [antidepressant], I wouldn't be depressed but I'd be shitting and pissing myself and uncontrollably twitching and vomiting while stumbling through the house with blurred vision, praying I make it to the bathroom. Yeah, that medicine would definitely jerk me out of depression, want to know how? I'd probably be that one sad fucker that is of the few percentile who ends up committing suicide. Hey! I'm not depressed...cause I'm dead! What a life. Why must the world constantly turn to medicine for help? Just talk to people and help them through their problems in a natural, non life-threatening way.

Caught Driving While Douche Bag

Douche bags...the world's full of them and I knew they wouldn't let me down tonight as I ventured to my mother's to watch the new episode of Dexter [since I don't get Showtime].
Let me begin by saying this...if you're driving at night and can see a car ahead of you in the distance, turn off your fucking brights! If I can see YOU, I know you can see ME! So be respectful and turn the damn things off. And another thing...if you're driving, put your damn cell phone DOWN! DON'T TOUCH IT! Is reading or sending a stupid ass text that reads "Lol" or "yeah" really worth your life? Well if you're pathetic enough to use your cell phone while driving, maybe it is.
Also, why the hell do people eat while they drive? I'm not talking about just a little candy bar or anything like that, I'm talking about whole fuckin' McDonald's meals. I've seen people stuffing their faces with Big Macs while driving down the highway. Just couldn't wait to get home and cook a real meal?
Today's people are so impatient, lazy, and just plain stupid. I could rant for hours but I'm getting pissed again just talking about these idiots.

On another note [a review], tonight's premiere of season 5 of Dexter was very good. Dark, emotional, dramatic. I don't want to be a spoiler so I'll just say that a couple of people in the show made some stupid decisions and I can't wait to tune in next Sunday and see what happens. If you missed the episode tonight, don't worry, tomorrow you should be able to watch it on http://www.ch131.com/

Goodnight.